Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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