Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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