Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
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Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
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I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
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