I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
I'm passing your future prison.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
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she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
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Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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