help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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