I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
handjob tips. give me some.
it glows. i had to have it.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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