Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
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