I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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