Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
