do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
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Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
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I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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