good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
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Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
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Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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