he shaved USA in his pubs
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
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you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
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No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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