So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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