so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
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