how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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