so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
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Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
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Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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