He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
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we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
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Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
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