This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
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Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
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Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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