It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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