fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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