is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I love having hate sex.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
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