i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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