i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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