what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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