She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
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