Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
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