loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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