You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
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There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
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Drunk is not a location!
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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