i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
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I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
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no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
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