Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
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