and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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