Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
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I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
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my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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