I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
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