GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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