I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
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"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
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No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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