why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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