Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
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Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
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Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
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