i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
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You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
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OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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