found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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