dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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