Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
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Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
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Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
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I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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