Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
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Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
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The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
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