I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
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i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
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Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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