hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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