Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize
