Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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