There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
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It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
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I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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