I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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