ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
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