Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
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stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Someone shattered a urinal.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
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just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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