I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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