I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
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I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
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anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize