OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
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He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
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When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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