Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
We're like a lot better than the average bears
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
There's always time for handjobs
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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